The next time you order pizza online..TRY THIS

Special Instructions: "Please draw a penguin"

Draw a Giraffe on the box

Draw a Unicorn on the box

Special Instructions:  "Draw a koala bear....drawn in your own blood."

 

Special Instructions: "An oil painting of my mother naked."

 

Special Instructions: "Please draw Abe Lincoln."

 

Special Instructions: "Draw Abe Lincoln, but this time make it actually look like him"

 

"Cut pizza into concentric circles."

 

"Please draw a dragon on the box."

 

"Please draw a cat on the box"  (the good version)

 

"Please draw a cat on the box."  (cruddy version)

 

"Please arrange toppings into a smiley face."